8 Things That Were Just Unbelievable About Koi...Mil Gaya!

This Image Is Borderline Creepy. Hansika Motwani is one 23456 tooth less!

Low-key want to trace the Aum-Aum man made machine by Sanjay Mehra to get a baby like alien for our county because he and dhooooop can do wonders apparently.
Hey Kishan Bhagwan, help us get rid of Corona Virus(damn, that Cardi B sound echoes)
Not making fun of "the art" but why didn't anyone notice:

1. Rakesh Roshan's poor driving skills?

Clearly the system was corrupt and did not give a rat's **s about it! Who took his driving test? Something as simple as not looking away from the road should be made very clear on Day 1. Even is you see a UFO! Who cares? You're driving with a pregnant lady who is your wife. I mean she's carrying Rohit Mehra for ***k's sake. 

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2. That Dads Are....Well, Just Watch It!

👀😕😒😑😐😏😢 I can see tears in my dad's eyes. I have never felt more valued in my family than now. 

3. It's Unsafe To Send Kids Out Of Town For A Movie?

I mean Rohit Mehra just looks old, but he isn't! Who let them go out without Jaadu? 😠 koi bada saath hona chahiye !!

4. Nisha Was Deaf?

Remember when Rohit Mehra came to apologise for making mischief? Nisha and her friends bullied him in circles(quite literally). Poor thing made it very clear that he only came to say sorry but his apology fell into Nisha's ears. Yep.

5. That Rohit Mehra Was Running Skint?

I mean, 1 Rupee as pocket money? No wonder he had to depend on Jaadu to get shit done. Watch this to believe it. What was your pocket money in 2003?

6. The Chauvinistic Dialogue Writing?

What do you mean Yeda Bann Ke Tera Peda Kha Jayega? Raj and his friends were the real descendants of  Bollywood OGs. 

7. The Poor Education System of India?

This one really cracked me up!😆 I want to raise some serious questions to our then education minister. 

8. The Useless Alien!

Couldn't even store some dhooooop to help Rohit and his "gang" from the embarrassment in Basket Ball court. Hey Kishan Bhagwaaaan 🙏

And I just couldn't go any further than this. Had Sanjay Mehra been a careful driver, Rohit Mehra would be an absolutely normal 17 year old small town boy. And no one would need a Scientific-Fiction-Romantic film with the usual Bollywood excess. 

If one UFO made Rohit Mehra what he is today maybe the other can fix him.